Teacher asks you to read out loud.
You don’t even know the page they’re on What book are we reading ?! WHAT FUCKING CLASS IS THIS?! ABORT MISSION, I REPEAT. ABORT MISSION. NO HABLA INGLÉS.
ahhlexahhx: You know what gets me? When someone makes a joke or a comment on something that’s actually one of my insecurities and they don’t realize it. Most of the time, I just try to go along with them while I’m slowly dying on the inside. But people need to be more sensitive, if you notice something negative about a person, you don’t have to point it out to the whole world. Words do hurt and...
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm... →
daily-tumbles: EEEWWWW IM GONNA HAVE BABY WHALESSS AHAAA. OH MY GOD. Reblogging purely for the gifs. Following this blog will be the best thing you ever do
Sydnee: List of things my favorite teacher, Ms.Yip... →
its-mellie: illestsyd: HUGH, Ladies and Gentlemen, I am an ELA students, and I looooooooove word problems, WOW, YOU PSYCHIC HUH, WOOOOOOOW. Who have this answer without my help? That’s how I show my looooooooove to my students, HOMEWORK #3, HOOOOOOOMEWORK #3, WHERE’S MY… this is the most accurate thing in the world. I cant even.
GETTING WATER AT NIGHT.
Normal people: ME:
Small acts, when multiplied by millions of people, can transform the world– Howard Zinn (via sunnythunderstorms)
Do you care about what I think at all?
Or simply, your own pursuit of happiness is just more important than mines. Oh, I see. Yeah, that’s totally understandable and fair.
That awkward moment when you open the test and you...
Don't make plans around what I say
kalynalexandra: Just ‘cause I say one thing doesn’t mean it’s going to happen for sure. Don’t get all butt-hurt if my plans change, ‘cause trust me, if I controlled life, plans that I made wouldn’t change.
Just when you think time erased the ugly past, it...